Differences Between Men and Women

Please. . . this is just for fun. . . don't take it seriously!

Women

1. Women have the "Oh dear, the toilet paper is on its last sheet; must replace it immediately" gene.
2. On being told that someone has bought a new car women usually ask what color it is.
3. Women have a built in calendar - we remember birthdays, anniversaries, and appointments.
4. Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to go upstairs.
5. Women know what to do when someone starts to cry.
6. Women speak in paragraphs.
7. Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two weeks.

Men

1. Men have the "Oh no, can you pass me a roll of toliet paper." gene.
2. On being told that someone has bought a new car men ask what kind it is.
3. Men have to be reminded of birthdays, anniversaires, and appointments.
4. Men just step over things at the bottom of the stair until being told to pick them up.
5. Men tend to shuffle out of the room mumbling something about doing the grouting when someone starts to cry.
6. Men speak in sentences.
7. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.